I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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