I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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