I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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