My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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