You surviving the open bar?
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My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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