He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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