Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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