fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Dick very happy bro
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