I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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