and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
