Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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