do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Buhtt sex?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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