She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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