it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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