Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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