ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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