I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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