try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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