I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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