I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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