I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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