I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I will be naked everywhere
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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