You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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