You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
50% drunk capacity currently
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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