I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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