You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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