I don't remember. Are we still dating?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.