We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Pooping to opera.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
