do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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