I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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