Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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