She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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