My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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