just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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