things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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