Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Still dying that you shit outside
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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