why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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