Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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