Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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