Non-Jews are for practice
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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