People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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