I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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