i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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