so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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