i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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