There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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