Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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