I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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