so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Sext me about skeletons
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
