I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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