You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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