covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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