For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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