My brain says no but my pants say off.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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