The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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